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Superyacht sets new standards in prick-focused design

A VAST floating pleasure palace is the ultimate prick machine, its designers have claimed.

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Assad 'chuffed' he wasn't friends with Blair

SYRIA’S President Assad is now realising the full value of not being friends with Tony Blair.

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