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Tesco And iPhone Combine As Foretold In Ancient Prophecy

SUPERMARKET giant Tesco has confirmed it will sell the Apple iPhone, thus creating the twin colossi of rampaging evil as foretold by scripture.

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Labour MP Is Named Quentin

GORDON Brown's plan for a class war against the Conservatives was in tatters last night after it emerged that one of his MPs is named Quentin.

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