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Tesco Budget Turkeys Actually Spaniels

SUPERMARKET giant Tesco was under pressure last night after it emerged its half-price turkeys are actually spaniels.

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Irish Poets To Immortalise World Cup Betrayal

AS a million emerald tears washed down the streets of Dublin last night, Ireland's poets set to work immortalising their nation's latest betrayal.

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