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The Brexiter's guide to buying British

BREXIT has finally happened, it’s a great success, your next car should be a Morris Traveller and your next computer an Amstrad. Alongside these patriotic purchases: 

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Woman needs cup of tea to summon energy to make tea

A WOMAN who badly needs a cup of tea to get anything done is unable to make one because she needs one so badly. 

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