The Daily Mash All-You-Need-To-Know Guide To UK Inflation

1. Oil companies are a bunch of evil pricks.

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Iran Full Of Nutters, Says Clinton

HILLARY Clinton opened a new chapter in the West's diplomatic relations with Iran yesterday by describing the country as 600,000 square miles of sand-infested whackjobs.

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