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There's No More Money, Says Man Who Prints All The Money

BRITAIN has run out of money, the man who prints it said last night.

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RSPB Gives Surprise Backing To Gigantic Bird Mincers

THE RSPB surprised conservationists last night by calling for the immediate construction of a UK-wide network of gigantic bird mincers.

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