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Third Heathrow runway to be disguised by cave mouth and collapsible palm trees

HEATHROW’S third runway will be discreetly hidden inside a cliff face with palm trees that fold down when planes launch.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) This week you struggle to laugh along as the boss insists on painting you bright yellow and calling you his minion.

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