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Thomas Cook Sacrifices Redknapps To Volcano God

TRAVEL operator Thomas Cook was last night forced to offer up Jamie and Louise Redknapp to an angry volcano god.

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Bee!

OH shit, there’s a fucking bee in here, it was confirmed last night.

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