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Tory donors remind May they will hire as many immigrants as they f**king well feel like

THE wealthy industrialists who fund the Conservative Party have reminded Theresa May that they are in charge of Britain’s immigration policy.

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Landlord confirms that pint is meant to taste disgusting

A PUB landlord has confirmed that a suspicious pint of ale is meant to taste and smell absolutely vile.

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