Dear Holly,I have developed strong feelings for a woman I work with but she does not seem to ready to accept our love and is in a permanent state of denial. Although I am always doing romantic things for her, like using a blown-up photo of her face as my screensaver, sending her clumps of my pubic hair through internal mail and writing our names in poo on the bonnet of her car, she still won't admit that she wants me too and has totally overreacted by telling the boss and getting me in all sorts of trouble. How can I get my revenge on this stuck-up bitch?Jonathan,Norfolk

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