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Train companies informed that passengers may wish to travel on weekends

RAIL operators are horrified to learn the unreasonable, demanding f**kers who call themselves ‘passengers’ expect to use their services at weekends. 

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We ask you: Who will be the next celebrity to turn to Trump?

NICKI Minaj has become president Trump’s ‘number one fan’ after he gave her a gold card visa. Which celebrity will be next to embrace his decrepit reign?  

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