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UK economy now 92 per cent paintball

BRITAIN’S economy is almost entirely based on paintball, according to new figures.

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We only need four hours' sleep, say very tired liars

ANYONE who claims they only need four hours sleep a night is a lying tired bastard, it has been confirmed.

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