Up To One Million Households Using Sex To Pay Mortgage

A GROWING number of UK householders are performing sex acts on lenders in lieu of mortgage payments, according to a new survey.

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Islam4uk Changes Name To Brian Thompson

THE government has banned the extremist group Islam4Uk, forcing it to change its name to Brian Thompson.

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