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We Will Never Judge You, Says Greggs

GREGGS the baker last night assured its customers it would never ever judge them.

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Tories to raise mildly racist caravan-owning bastard age

THE Tories have pledged to raise the age at which you suddenly turn into a racist caravan owner who is unable to drive faster than 38mph in a 60mph zone.

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