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What to do if you've been shafted by Brexit, by a Brexiter

FISHERMEN, hauliers and other businesses are struggling to cope with Brexit. Here Leave voter Roy Hobbs offers his common sense advice to affected industries.

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'You've spent too long on the toilet': Six texts that prove your relationship has gone stale

THE romance in any relationship can’t last forever. Here are six texts you might receive – or send – that prove it beyond all reasonable doubt.

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