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World's first heterosexual lolly launched

ICE lolly manufacturers have responded to demand for a product that in no way resembles a cock.

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Clarkson slammed for 'owlist' rant

JEREMY Clarkson has infuriated wildlife groups by describing owls as ‘head-rotating gaylords’ and ‘mouse munchers’.

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