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World's first trillionaire to be evil

THE world is delighted to learn that its first ever trillionaire will be a demented white supremacist ideologue with a burning desire to overthrow governments. 

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Wow. And just when I thought my job was safe

TWO resignations? Government destabilised again? My authority threatened? Stunned. And just when I was thinking I was in this for the long haul.

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