You can claim compensation as soon as you run our maze of death, says Ryanair

RYANAIR has promised passengers that they will receive generous compensation and replacement flights once they run its maze of death. 

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Anyone who calls themselves a 'bad boy' actually just a prick

SCIENTISTS have confirmed that anyone who refers to themselves as ‘a bit of a bad boy’ is a prick.

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