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You Really Don't Want Us To Show The Actual Burger, Says Burger King

BURGER King last night stressed there is a very good reason why its advertising campaigns do not show the actual burgers.

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SIR IAN BOTHAM in his local post office, asking how much it would cost to send a two-litre bottle of sarsaparilla to North Korea.

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