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You There! Rearrange My Caviar! Demands Jumped-Up Bookie

A JUMPED-UP bookie has threatened to boycott British Airways after a stewardess refused to rearrange his caviar into the shape of Charles Bronson in Death Wish II.

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One Woman's Week: You Won't Beat Me, Adolf Bannatyne

By Karen Fenessey

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