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And to top that we've put the first twat in space, England realises

ENGLAND fans depressed after yesterday’s loss have remembered yesterday also saw the country put the first twat in space. 

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Irrefutable confirmation that it's shit being English received

ENGLAND has received irrefutable and final confirmation that everything they do as a team and nation only proves how shit they are. 

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