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Angelina Jolie to marry Justin Theroux

SCREEN siren Angelina Jolie is to help herself to Justin Theroux, her spokesman has announced.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) No word from the BBC about the pitch for your new show The Great British Wank Off. Maybe the title was a little on the nose?

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