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Angry stag mistook man for Kay Burley

AN ANGRY stag chased a man up a tree because he thought it was Sky’s Kay Burley.

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May pledges to bring back the slipper

HOME secretary Theresa May is to call for the restoration of the slipper as a deterrent to Britain’s young dodgers, perils and minxes.

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