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Animal kingdom gets David Attenborough strippergram for his birthday

THE animal kingdom have clubbed together to get Sir David Attenborough a birthday greeting performed by a stripper, they have revealed. 

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Stop having sex with rats: Hantavirus advice that could save your life

ARE you worried about contracting hantavirus? You should be, because it’s tiny and could be hiding anywhere. Stay safe by taking the following sensible precautions.

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