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Archbishop of Canterbury opens LinkedIn account

ARCHBISHOP of Canterbury Justin Welby will tend the spiritual needs of the Anglican community via LinkedIn, it has emerged.

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We've kind of got the 'wet hands' thing licked, humanity tells Dyson

GENIUS inventor James Dyson’s latest creation has met with indifference from humans whose hands are already perfectly dry.

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