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Bake Off winner to be taken to underground lair of Mr Kipling

THE winner of The Great British Bake Off will leave humanity to work in Mr Kipling’s underground cake catacombs.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) After the ‘racist vans’ are withdrawn from circulation by the government, you end up buying a lorry with some pretty trenchant views on homosexuality.

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