Bernie Ecclestone strips for Playboy

BERNIE Ecclestone has made his debut as a Playboy centrefold.

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The Mash Guide to the Final Journey

1) Baroness Thatcher’s coffin leaves Westminster and is taken up Whitehall to Downing Street where it will be removed from the hearse and dropped on Geoffrey Howe. A soldier, sailor and RAF pilot will then kick the former foreign secretary in the stomach for a full minute.

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