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Beyonce Launches Branded Stomach Wipes

POP icon Beyonce has launched a range of branded products designed to help self-pleasuring male fans to clean up after themselves.

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Music Dead

MILLIONS of pop fans were in shock yesterday as the re-release of Three Lions killed music like a dog in the street.

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