Blair to teach Murdoch's daughter how to lie

TONY Blair has pledged to school his god-daughter in the ancient ways of dishonesty.

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Getting something lodged in skull still best way to get on page eight of Metro

GETTING an unusual object stuck in your facebone is still the best way of starring on page eight of Metro, it has been confirmed.

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