Bland, vacuous, nothing to say and no interest in music: how can the BBC possibly replace Scott Mills?

SCOTT Mills has been fired from the Radio 2 breakfast show, leaving a yawning beige gap of vapidity. Who could possibly replace him? 

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One has the oddest feeling of being 'pimped out' to the US. By King Charles III

By King Charles II, Head of the Commonwealth and Defender of the Faith

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