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Britain 'incredibly proud' of man who fell out of building

BRITAIN is still a world-leader at producing people who can fall out of buildings, it has been confirmed.

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Bring back erotic thrillers to Channel 5, says Cameron

DAVID Cameron wants erotic thrillers back on Channel 5 to wean the nation off hardcore internet porn.

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