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Britain overjoyed by union of buttocks

BRITAIN has been inspired and energised by the joining together of Pippa Middleton’s left and right buttocks.

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We will recover from this, pledge fearmongers

THE death of Osama Bin Laden is a temporary glitch, purveyors of top quality fear have insisted.

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