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Britain Trying Not To Imagine What Katie Price Perfume Smells Like

BRITAIN was last night trying desperately not to think about what Katie Price branded perfume actually smells like.

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North Korea Celebrates Flawless 8-0 Win

NORTH Koreans were celebrating last night after their team’s long-predicted 8-0 thrashing of decadent capitalist Brazil.

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