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British Children Too Ugly, Says Glitter

GLAM rock paedophile Gary Glitter has refused to return to the United Kingdom, insisting British children are far too fat and ugly.

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No Women Involved In Latest Pantyliner Advert

NO women were involved in the making of the latest advert for Always pantyliners, it was confirmed last night.

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