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Brooklyn Beckham to be sorry when he gets dumped

BROOKLYN Beckham is lining up a long, long period of regret for himself for when his wife divorces him, observers believe. 

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Londoners shocked to learn Cornwall exists outside of summer

LONDONERS have been amazed to discover that Cornwall continues to exist when they are not visiting their second homes during the summer.

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