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'Bully' not the same as 'twat', celebrities told

CELEBRITIES are to have the meaning of the word bully explained to them, in a bid to stop it becoming utterly meaningless.

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Obama delivers inspiring speech about blowjobs

President captivates nation with emotionally-charged rhetoric about getting noshed off.

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