Cameron arranges nightmarish midweek pint with Jamie Oliver and twat from Blur

DAVID Cameron is planning to go to the pub tonight with Jamie Oliver and that cheese twat out of Blur, Britons have been warned.

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AirPod headphones are supposed to be inserted anally, confirms Apple

AIRPOD ‘headphones’ are designed to be worn inside the rectum, Apple has confirmed.

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