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Cardinal admits trying to touch other man's penis while kissing him on the mouth

CARDINAL Keith O’Brien has denied being gay, insisting he just wanted to touch erect penises.

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Sugar and Desmond to get a room

ALAN Sugar and Richard Desmond are going to submit to the simmering sexual chemistry between them.

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