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Celebrities you like all dying because you’re getting old, say experts

THIS year’s spate of celebrity deaths is because you, and all the famous people you like, are getting old, experts have confirmed.

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Six Nations filling pubs with higher class of git

THE Six Nations has seen England’s pubs upgrade to a higher class of loud, annoying wanker.

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