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Celine Dion Voted 'Worst Ever Person'

CANADIAN songstress Celine Dion is the world's worst person ever, according to a new opinion poll.

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Back To The Brothel For Primark T-Shirt Kids

FORMER Primark child workers were last night back at work in the backstreet brothels of Calcutta after being rescued from a life of t-shirt embroidery by Western campaigners. 

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