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Charities Launch Appeal For Celebrity Cocaine Money

A GROUP of leading charities last night launched GakAid, a joint Christmas appeal urging celebrities to donate one percent of their nosebag money to Africa.

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Tesco And iPhone Combine As Foretold In Ancient Prophecy

SUPERMARKET giant Tesco has confirmed it will sell the Apple iPhone, thus creating the twin colossi of rampaging evil as foretold by scripture.

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