Charity Concert For Pampered Millionaire Superstar

FRIENDS of troubled singer George Michael will stage a charity concert to highlight the problems of being incredibly rich, stoned and sexually satisfied.

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Avatar 'Greatest Ever Film With Blue Pretend Cat People'

DIRECTOR James Cameron last night insisted his trillion-dollar epic Avatar 'will set a new standard for films with colourful cat people made by computers'.

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