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Charles to become Queen

FORMER Prince Charles has mixed feelings about his new role as the Queen, it has emerged.

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Dorries to be used as bait for UKIP freaks

THE Conservative Party has reinstated Nadine Dorries in a bid to lure UKIP voters who like their politics nice and mad.

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