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Chas & Dave Snubbed Again

FANS of Cockney duo Chas and Dave threatened to attack the Royal Family last night after this year's novelty honour was awarded to Status Quo.

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Big Brother Contestants 'Will Not Be Flayed Alive'

MILLIONS of people across Britain were furious last night after it emerged this year's Celebrity Big Brother contestants will not beg Jesus for mercy as they are flayed alive over white-hot coals.

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