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Clarkson becomes motorist, farmer, and pub landlord in gammon martyrdom triple

JEREMY Clarkson is now three of the right-wing’s biggest victims of injustice – a motorist, a gentleman farmer and now a pub landlord. 

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Financially pressured millennial can only afford to cover entire body in tattoos

A MILLENNIAL unable to afford a car or house deposit is barely able to cover the cost of his all-over ink, he has confirmed. 

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