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Clarkson slammed for 'owlist' rant

JEREMY Clarkson has infuriated wildlife groups by describing owls as ‘head-rotating gaylords’ and ‘mouse munchers’.

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Inconsiderate park football ruins 5,000 picnics

THE inconsiderate park football season got off to a flying start this weekend, with a record number of picnics ruined.

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