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Council Estates Quarantined As Cheryl Link Confirmed

BRITAIN’S council estates have been cordoned-off after they were linked to the creation of Cheryl Cole.

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Crack Open The Trollops, Decrees Pope

POPE Benedict has paved the way for a new Christian festival, to be named ‘Skankmas’.

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