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Danny Dyer's father of the bride speech, in full

DANNY Dyer expertly blended emotion, Cockney pride, West Ham fandom and liberal obscenities in his speech at his daughter’s wedding yesterday. Read it in full: 

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Why hawking whiskey sold by criminals is the only path to salvation for the West, by Liz Truss

THE world order trembles on the edge of collapse. Only principled politicians attending whiskey launches by convicted criminals at Scunthorpe FC can save it. 

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