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Davidson popularity leaves Britons worried they have entered parallel universe

BRITONS are concerned they have woken up in an alternate dimension after seeing crowds cheering Jim Davidson.

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Short men really are inferior, say tall scientists

TALL researchers have concluded that short men are inferior in every possible way, it has emerged.

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