Driving into the Asda car park: Five times you wish you were a millionaire hip hop megastar

LIFE is full of mundane bollocks which could easily be avoided if you were a multi-platinum-selling rap artist. Here are just a few examples.

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Woman asking boyfriend what her best feature is pissed off he said smile not arse

A WOMAN who asked her partner what the best thing about her appearance was is fuming that he chose her smile and not her shapely backside.

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